we should wear snuggies to the strip club
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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