he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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