This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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