TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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