check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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