Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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