doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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