ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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