Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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