id be glad to
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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