he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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