We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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