Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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