just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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