I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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