Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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