I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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