You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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