Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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