it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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