you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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