it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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