I got chris browned last night
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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