if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize