She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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