Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just cropdusted the office
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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