my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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