so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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