STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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