Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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