i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize