How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
