i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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