nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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