I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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