Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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