I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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