I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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