he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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