Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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