In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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