That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
should my penis look like a turkey
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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