There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
