How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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