you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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