please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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