4 words: hood of his car
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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