I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Randomize
