stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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