Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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