Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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