Do you still have your period?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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