I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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