North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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